This is how to trash talk

I have wrestled with an alligator
I done tussled with a whale
I done handcuffed lightning
thrown thunder in jail
That’s bad

Only last week I murdered a rock
injured a stone
hospitalised a brick
I’m so mean I make medicine sick

(Happy 70th birthday, muhammad ali)

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